the most exciting thing to happen at sucks-a-million since i started working there (in my opinion) is the fact that the brain trust has recently hired three girls.

GIRLS!

the resident ruler of sucks-a-million city claims that they are not unattractive.

!!!!

but then again, there really is no need for any enthusiasm. i know where these things go. nowhere.

i'm tired of being deadeye dick.

(i wonder if anybody understands that reference...*cough*vonnegut*cough*)

i think i've somehow managed to permanently display myself in an asexual manner. i don't like that.

i should get a shirt that says "i like twat" on the front of it. that might help.

or maybe i should take to zoo-monkey style public masturbation.

oh, nevermind. i'll go with my usual role: Neutrally Pleasant Guy. can't go wrong there. or right.

ugh.